Tomorrow marks the second week with Lance. Here is what we have noticed:
1) Babies are not very well scheduled.
2) Babies do follow a very strict schedule of their own. They also are good about notifying people when they are not following the same schedule (usually by a series a very loud lung exercises).
3) A pacifier is a miracle invention.
4) A baby does not require a bed, just a warm body on which to sleep.
5) January is a horrible month to have a child.
6) One should not fret about high costs of heating when a child cannot deal with a 62 deg household.
7) 3 outfit changes per day is normal.
8) Boys have a built-in sprinkler for which to use caution when changing diapers.
9) There are too many books surrounding a transition which has one instructor: experience.
10) Jack Johnson is an amazing singer when he can quiet a crying child.
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